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15 May 2007 12:53 pm

And Now: The Dems!

McSweeney's Extra-Pithy Guide To The Candidates continues. My two favorites:

AL GORE

Pro: Knows how to get to the White House, where to park, location of restrooms.

Con: Wants to accomplish something meaningful.

Not to slight:

IRA GLASS

Pro: Thoughtful; self-effacing; like many Americans, enjoys cable television.

Con: At present, no budget line item exists for moody introspective music to underscore every statement president makes in order to make it sound more poignant.

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