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10 Dec 2007 04:05 pm
Moore Award Nominee II
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, whose judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, 'how 'bout just washing the one square out,'" - Sheryl Crow. Ewww. (Update: apparently, Crow was joking.)
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