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Christvertising

16 Mar 2008 10:23 am

This has to be a spoof:

Christvertising takes a whole new approach to marketing your brand. We skip the strategic deliverables. We pass on the matrixes, the payoffs and the metrics. We ignore any viral functionality. We focus on the ultimate end-user; God. [...]

If God loves your brand, it will become stronger and more successful. Christvertising helps you access the power of brand-targeted prayer (BTP) using our unique, isosceles approach to marketing: Reach-Connect-Pray.

(Hat tip: Michael Smith)

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