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June 1, 2008 - June 7, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

06 Jun 2008 01:41 pm

The Date From Hell

At the risk of seeming heterophobic, a Craigslist classic:

Knock knock

Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment. You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!

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06 Jun 2008 01:16 pm

Your Rapture Dollars At Work

A reader considers important theological questions:

OK, they've programmed the rapture website to send out the emails six days after the rapture.

How does the computer know it's the rapture?  The people running the site are good Christians, and so they won't be there to tell it.

But you could get around that -- you could have a system that would assume it's the rapture unless someone tells it that it's not.  So every day a good Christian would have to click on the button that says, "we're still here!". 

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06 Jun 2008 01:11 pm

Bobby

"We have to make an effort in the United States. We have to make an effort to understand."

06 Jun 2008 12:59 pm

Conservatives And Climate Change II

Reihan hits back.

06 Jun 2008 12:56 pm

Malkin Award Nominee

"One gets the feeling that Sen. Obama does not easily identify with Israel -- that he is a stranger to the warm feelings of support and solidarity for the Jewish state evinced by, say, a George W. Bush or a John Hagee," - The Jewish Press.

06 Jun 2008 12:38 pm

Poetic Justice

Teen vandals who broke into Robert Frost's home face a sentence: reading "The Road Not Taken".

06 Jun 2008 12:36 pm

Scientists On Levitation

Yes we can!

06 Jun 2008 12:25 pm

Face Of The Day

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A young girl cries while listening to a speech by US Democratic presidential candidate, Illinois Senator Barack Obama during a rally to officially kick off the general election campaign on June 05, 2008 at the Nissan Pavillion in Bristow, Virginia. By Tim Sloan/AFP/Getty Images.

06 Jun 2008 12:00 pm

Email From Abroad

A reader writes:

I am an American who is a graduate student in the UK, and I have been congratulated by people from around the world over the past couple of days for the Obama nomination.  Strangers hear my accent, and want to talk about Obama.  One British person said, "America didn't become the nation it did with guns and tanks; it became the nation it did with ideas.  An Obama presidency represents everything that America has told the world about itself in the past century--and what the rest of the world wanted to expect out of America.  The idea that you talk before acting, the idea that you make friends, not enemies, and the idea that anything is possible." 

Another Italian told me, "Obama will cause my country to fall in love with America again."

Soft power?

Most Americans have not quite absorbed the enormous blow to America's image abroad delivered by the Bush administration. Obama has helped erase it already.

06 Jun 2008 11:38 am

Obama A Marxist?

A reader writes:

As a specialist on Soviet history and more particularly on the Soviet Gulag, I am just so annoyed by the ignorance of statements like this:

"I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless he proves me wrong, he is a Marxist," - Tom DeLay.

"And did the Obama rally begin with the Soviet National Anthem?" - Hugh Hewitt

Put these guys and their ilk in my class for a semester and let them understand what Marxism and Communism were really about.  Progressive taxation, no matter how much one might be opposed to it, is simply qualitatively different than the elimination of private ownership of the means of production.  Government regulation, even if it interferes with the economy, is not the equivalent of total nationalization of the economy.  These are not minor distinctions, but fundamental to the very definition of what Soviet Communism was, and why it had the outcomes it did.  The attempt to tie Democrats and liberals (the latter of which was a term of abuse within the Soviet political structure) is incredibly ignorant of the actual history and structure of Soviet Communism.

The Hewitt Award has been added to the Dish's award glossary.

 

06 Jun 2008 11:03 am

Malkin Award Nominee

"Your best friends stink. You are surrounded by scum. We don't know anybody good in your life," - Dennis Prager to Barack Obama, on his radio show.

06 Jun 2008 10:36 am

Conservatives And Climate Change

Ryan Avent counters Reihan and Manzi.

06 Jun 2008 10:34 am

How Do They Look?

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That punched fist is a nice touch, along with Obama's schoolboy serious gaze. Sen. Jim Webb (D-VA) and Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) wave to supporters during a rally at the Nissian Pavillion June 5, 2008 in Bristow, Virginia. By Chip Somodevilla/Getty.

06 Jun 2008 10:31 am

Obama Handles Clinton

I have no idea what was said and would one day love to see a Mike Nichols recreation, but how canny for Obama to go to her house. The symbolism of deference, the crossing of her threshhold, makes for extremely good politics. And since she's the hostess, there are, even for a Clinton, some boundaries of manners. But having aired the idea as a way to bring the party together, I'm now entirely convinced by Clinton's behavior this past month and Obama's cool handling of the last few days that it would be a dreadful idea. He doesn't need her. And she could damage him. George Will explains why:

Surely she, the most polarizing Democrat, is not the only Democrat who can help Obama appeal to the voters who rejected him in Kentucky and West Virginia. And as his running mate, she would nullify his narrative. The candidate embracing the "future" should not glue himself to Washington circa 1993. Someone promising to "turn the page" should not revert to an earlier chapter. Someone whose mantra is "change" should not embrace her theme of restoration...

(Update: it appears Obama did not meet Clinton at her Washington home but merely allowed the press to believe he did.)

06 Jun 2008 09:56 am

Daniel's Big Trip

An Iraq vet - and amputee - decides to go on a trip across the country he defended for eleven years - and blog about it. Great dog.

06 Jun 2008 09:33 am

We Interrupt This DVR Recording ...

Yep: they've figured out how to make you watch a commercial in TiVo:

They paused the TV show, ran a little mini-commercial for some show that no one cares about, and then returned to the last two seconds of the segment before going to commercial. Jesus Christ... I'm sorry that the DVR is ruining your business model, but can you kick the bucket a little more gracefully?

Hey, it was only Family Guy.

06 Jun 2008 09:10 am

Sunset On Mars

This NASA image just blew my mind. And it's still early on Friday morning:

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06 Jun 2008 08:38 am

"You've Been Left Behind"

A website that enables the already raptured to pre-send emails to their heathen loved ones giving them one last chance to submit to Jesus or be fried to a crisp:

We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

"WHY" is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!

06 Jun 2008 08:23 am

What That Money Machine Buys

Ben Smith on Obama competing in more states and stretching McCain:

Obama can, for instance, run a real campaign in places like Texas and Arizona — states that an occasional poll suggests he could win but where few observers give him much of  a shot. Then McCain has to decide whether to simply ignore it, and risk an upset; or to spend money on television and organization keeping up, money that then can't be spent in Ohio.

A smart colleague pointed out to me yesterday that Obama will try to do to McCain what he did to Clinton in Pennsylvania: Even as he lost the state, he ruined her by forcing her to keep up with his massive spending

06 Jun 2008 08:11 am

Genealogy Of A Smear

Weigel documents Larry Johnson's lies.

06 Jun 2008 07:58 am

Obama The Post-Boomer

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A reader writes:

I am intrigued by the Boomer’s lament. I also am a Boomer and supported Obama from the beginning in part because he was not one. I do not lament the passing of Boomer leadership, but  it is not because one of our number was self-centered and the other was a frat boy. Boomers are caught in the battles that defined our lives.  We cut our teeth on Vietnam, civil rights, the cold war, and the assassination of our icons, from Martin Luther King, to Bobby Kennedy to John Lennon. Our generation is defined by strife and deep despair.  Regardless of which side one chose, we all knew there was an enemy.  Virtually nothing unifying has happened in our lives, and we bear the scars of the times.  The fractious battles that have ensued over the last sixteen years are nothing more than a continuation of the struggles we have fought our entire lives.

But we absolutely must get beyond those fracture lines.

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

05 Jun 2008 10:37 pm

The Hug Me Pillow

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Someone send one to you-know-who. I have a feeling Bill is on the road somewhere.

05 Jun 2008 10:17 pm

Our First Video Chat

Marc Ambinder and I reprised one of our constant chats about politics for a ten-minute video. If you missed it, it's here. Feedback has been good enough to make us do another one next week.

05 Jun 2008 09:36 pm

Dissent Of The Day

A reader writes:

You wrote:

"And historically, losing candidates concede after the last primary has delivered an insurmountable victory to his or her opponent - and usually long before."

But the rub is: since February or March it's been obvious that almost certainly neither Obama nor Clinton could wrap up an "insurmountable victory" with pledged delegates alone. Therefore, the historical analogies you are referring to are simply inappropriate here. I think the appropriate analogy is Gary Hart's capitulation to Walter Mondale. Hart waited until Mondale passed the "magic number" with pledges from superdelegates.

Btw, congrats on surviving the primary season. Clinton is (mostly) history. I can go back to reading The Dish with my usual enthusiasm.

05 Jun 2008 08:42 pm

In The Bunker

Rick recounts the experience of being inside the bunker with Hillary during her non-concession speech:

I’m sure that this speech looked confrontational and intransigent on television in ways that it just didn’t in the hall, inside the bubble. In the hall, you don’t see the speaker in closeup. You see her in the distance, in the midst of a crowd. The effect is communal, not egotistic. There are no replays of selected highlights, no panels of experts. You’re left with a mood, and the mood was calm.

So I felt a certain relief, as did other Obama supporters in the room with whom I spoke. And as the crowd drifted out, I had the clear impression that many in it were letting go of some of their anger, allowing it to soften into disappointment, and beginning to reconcile themselves to reality.

Apart from her.

05 Jun 2008 08:39 pm

Hewitt Award Nominee

"I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless he proves me wrong, he is a Marxist," - Tom DeLay.

05 Jun 2008 08:14 pm

Burns On Iraq

Eminent sanity:

Like most fair-minded people, I’m a lot more optimistic than I was a year ago, and I can see the potential for it going very wrong again. But I do think that there is the prospect now, if this is deftly handled, for a soft as opposed to a hard landing to the United States in Iraq. It won’t be victory, they won’t be throwing flowers at American soldiers again, but there is now the possibility that with careful navigation, the United States could draw its troops down and bring them home, not quickly, over a period of years, and that this will prove not to have been quite the disaster that a year ago it seemed likely to be. But it could equally well turn around, and it could yet again, it could become a situation promising nothing but catastrophe for the United States.

05 Jun 2008 07:31 pm

Mapping Iran's Blogosphere

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Blogs may turn out to be critical in breaking the grip of the mullahs. From a new Harvard report:

Most of the blogosphere network is visible inside Iran, although the most frequently blocked blogs are clearly those in the secular/reformist pole. Given the repressive media environment in Iran today, blogs may represent the most open public communications platform for political discourse. The peer-to-peer architecture of the blogosphere is more resistant to capture or control by the state than the older, hub and spoke architecture of the mass media model.

05 Jun 2008 06:57 pm

Obama-Schweitzer?

Now that's an intriguing idea - and very Obama:

Schweitzer is a hell of a smart guy. A soil scientist and rancher, he spent 6 years in Saudi Arabia working on irrigation projects. He speaks fluent Arabic and has an intuitive grasp of the region based on real life experience. Certainly that would open him up to the sleazy email "Manchurian Candidate" stuff, especially as the radical Islamic Hussein Osama's running mate. But I have a feeling, knowing Schweitzer, he'd be asked about it and his response would have people slapping their foreheads in laughter with, "Yes! That's the perfect reply!"

As far as other stats, Schweitzer is one of Al Giordano's Catholic governors. He is known for energy policy, which aligns with Obama's comments about wanting to find a running mate with executive experience and energy policy expertise.

05 Jun 2008 06:31 pm

Even Among Catholics

Gallup finds something interesting in the McCain-Obama match-up.

05 Jun 2008 05:54 pm

Bevan On Clinton

I have to dissent on this:

She made the decision pretty darn quickly (certainly by historical standards).

There was no serious mathematical possibility for her to win at least a month or two ago. And historically, losing candidates concede after the last primary has delivered an insurmountable victory to his or her opponent - and usually long before. Those were the rules the Clintons set for Jerry Brown back in 1992; they are rules everyone else follows. I see no reason to acquiesce to the delusions and pathologies of Clinton entitlement. And if Bevan weren't desperate to stop Obama being the final verdict on Bush, he'd say the same thing.

05 Jun 2008 05:32 pm

Face Of The Day

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A couple participates in a symbolic group commitment ceremony for same-sex couples to kick off National Gay Pride Month at The Abbey bar and restaurant on June 4, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. The California Supreme Court has refused to stay its decision legalizing same-sex marriage which will become legal starting June 17. By David McNew/Getty Images.

05 Jun 2008 05:16 pm

How Long In Iraq?

Most Americans say two years tops, and a plurality wants us out of there by this time next year. Americans are not natural imperialists however much Bob Kagan would like them to be.

05 Jun 2008 05:09 pm

Von Hoffmann Award Nominee

"She will crush Barack Obama. Barack, just sit it out. It's going to be ugly. I promise you. You heard it here first," - Joe Scarborough, December 20, 2006, from last night's Daily Show.

Awards glossary here. I rely primarily on readers for nominations in all categories.

05 Jun 2008 05:04 pm

Mugabe Clings To Power

The Economist reports on the situation in Zimbabwe:

The beating, kidnapping and killing of MDC activists has gravely weakened the opposition party’s local organisations. Areas that were former strongholds of ZANU-PF, the ruling party, which dared to switch to the opposition in March, have now been turned into no-go areas for the MDC. Mr Tsvangirai plans to visit the ZANU-PF heartland of Mashonaland but ensuring his safety there will not be easy, as his party has not been licensed to carry firearms or even radios. A prominent human-rights lawyer fled to South Africa this week following threats against his life.

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05 Jun 2008 04:52 pm

Debating Annulment

Volokh defends a French court annulling a marriage because the bride lied about her virginity:

People are entitled to choose their spouses based on any reason at all, and to my knowledge French law allows them to agree to divorce based on any reason at all (again, at least if both agree). Saying that they may also annul the marriage based on any misrepresentation that they saw as material strikes me as no different: It's an accommodation of people's choices about whom to have a tremendously important relationship with, and we should generally accommodate those choices even when we think they are partly unwise — I say partly because while the insistence on virginity strikes me as unsound, the concern about the lie strikes me as much more proper — or reinforce unsound community attitudes.

A French blogger discusses the case here.

(Hat tip: Reynolds)

05 Jun 2008 04:37 pm

The University Of Google

A scientist has a long screed against Jenny McCarthy's and Jim Carrey's beliefs about vaccines.

05 Jun 2008 04:28 pm

"If Hitler had been a Hippy How Happy Would We Be!”

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An art exhibit in Britain:

“Yesterday, the brothers unveiled 13 of the [Hitler] watercolours, on which they had added psychedelic rainbows, stars and love hearts, and placed them back on the market for £685,000.”

05 Jun 2008 04:22 pm

The Government And Marriage

A clear national majority now disagrees with the theocons on denying equality to gay couples.

05 Jun 2008 04:09 pm

Yglesias Award Nominee

"The apparent decisiveness and deftness with which Obama and his team seem to be resolving with the Hillary Clinton problem is an impressive opening move in his general election campaign," - Bill Kristol.

05 Jun 2008 04:03 pm

The View From Your Window

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Bodega Bay, California, 11.11 am.

05 Jun 2008 03:40 pm

Ambers And Me

The emailers loved it:

Nice clip, Legs. You and Marc need to do more. You dress like his dog walker, though.

Where else do you find a pundit in shorts. Hey, it's hot in DC. If you missed my online chat with Marc Ambinder about the election now, it's here.

05 Jun 2008 03:27 pm

Confronting Nunn

Steve Clemons:

Despite my sincere respect for many of the good things Sam Nunn has done, I also think it is important for those whispering about the possibility of putting Nunn in the VP slot on the Obama ticket -- or in Obama's cabinet -- to realize that this blog and many others will not stand for someone who still harbors long standing, institutionalized discriminatory views against gay men and women, particularly in the arena of national security when we should be applauding any who want to serve this country. It's time for us to be asking Sam Nunn what his views on gays in the military now are -- and he should tell us.

05 Jun 2008 03:13 pm

Fart Inoculation

It's for sheep! And it's about carbon.

05 Jun 2008 03:07 pm

The Obama Effect

It's real, as this reader explains:

My mom owns a restaurant in a tiny Illinois town. This is the type of place where farmers come in at 4:30am before the doors are ‘officially’ open. It is the type of place where dozens of people gather every morning to talk about the day’s news. Anyway, my mom told me a story about a group of older gentlemen who were discussing Senator Obama. And, over the course of their discussion the men managed to utter a few derogatory/racist remarks concerning a black man becoming President.

The story isn’t about racist small towns. The real story is my mother’s reaction. Instead of simply chalking this situation up to ignorance and letting the comments go - my mom confronted the table.

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05 Jun 2008 02:44 pm

Lying About Reading

Caleb Crain analyzes Zogby's poll on American reading habits:

The Zogby poll reflects not only the way that Americans buy books, but what’s socially acceptable to say about buying books. For example, Zogby reports that only thirty-two percent of Americans borrow books, while seventy-one per cent lend them. That might be true; it’s possible to reconcile the disparity by supposing that a small cadre of predatory moochers are taking advantage of a vast cow-like herd of good-hearted people who can’t say no. But the disparity is awfully large. A likelier explanation is that people would rather say that they give books than that they take them.

(hat tip: emdashes)

05 Jun 2008 02:31 pm

Moore Award Nominee

"I mean, they have teeth whitening products today. Just ask Chuck Norris. There's also photoshop. No one at Camp McCain thinks this is relevant or worth fixing?" - Markos Moulitsas. A glossary of Dish Awards can be read here.

05 Jun 2008 02:28 pm

Raising The Barr

More trouble for McCain from his right:

Polls in Georgia and North Carolina over the past two weeks show Mr. Barr winning 8 percent and 6 percent, respectively, of the presidential vote. That would help keep presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama within striking distance of Mr. McCain in those states, which together account for more electoral votes than Florida, Pennsylvania or Ohio.

05 Jun 2008 02:11 pm

Correction Of The Day

"Gore Vidal was once head-butted by Norman Mailer, not the other way round,"- June 5, 2008, The Guardian.

05 Jun 2008 01:51 pm

No Drama Obama

This doesn't sound like Jimmy Carter to me:

When Betsy Myers first met with Obama in his Senate office on Jan. 3, 2007, about two weeks before he announced he was forming an exploratory committee to run for President, Obama laid down three ruling principles for his future chief operating officer: Run the campaign with respect; build it from the bottom up; and finally, no drama. Myers was struck by how closely Obama had studied the two campaigns of George W. Bush. "He said he wanted to run our campaign like a business," says Myers.

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