What's next, world domination? Ken Layne responds to Bristol Palin's new home purchase in Maricopa, Arizona:
Wonkette operative “Steve M.” suggests there’s something more to Bristol’s WTF home purchase than her congenital need for a shoddily-constructed exurban home she can fill up with babies and unused Bow Flex machines just like back home in Wasilla. He says this means she has political ambitions, beyond all her other obvious talents, such as being able to get pregnant without a condom:
So here’s the best part.
Maricopa is a half-empty town south of Phoenix. Most of the homes are either in foreclosure or heading in that direction. That’s why she could buy a 5 bedroom house for $172,000.
But guess what? Arizona will get a new, 9th Congressional District thanks to the new census. Most observers think Maricopa will end up smack-dab in the middle of this new district.
Bristol for Congress!
Think I’m joking. I live in the 3rd Congressional District, represented by none other than Ben Quayle!
We sure hope Santa kills us all tonight, because this is getting to be a bit much.