Comparative Literature - And Snooki

An amusing clatch of contrasting quotes, from classics and from Nicole Pollizzi's new oeuvre. Dish fave:

Fitzgerald:

"Gatsby was overwhelmingly aware of the youth and mystery that wealth imprisons and preserves, of the freshness of many clothes, and of Daisy, gleaming like silver, safe and proud above the hot struggles of the poor."

Polizzi:

"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face."

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